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NO BITCHES?


Introducing NOB — Solana’s saddest memecoin.

Made for the big-brained masterminds with zero rizz, infinite cope, and a portfolio full of Hopium.

No utility. No promises. No bitches.
Just pure meme energy.

Megamind Meme

Token Settings

Mint Disabled
Freeze Disabled
LP Unlocked
No Taxes
100% Transparent

Tokenomics

Total Supply

1,000,000,000 NOB

LP Allocation

900,000,000 NOB + 0.3 SOL

Team / Dev

100,000,000 NOB

Stats

Rizz Level: 0
IQ: 9000+
Cope: MAX
Memes Posted: ∞

Features

No Utility

Absolutely none. Zero. Negative even.

No Bitches

What did you expect? It's literally the name.

No Roadmap

We're not pretending. This is vibes only.

No Promises

No expectations. No disappointments.

Testimonials

"I bought NOB and still have 0 bitches." - Chad #420
"My IQ went up but my bitches stayed 0." - Sigma Holder
"10/10 project. No bitches acquired." - Anonymous
"I sold early and lost everything. Still no bitches." - Paperhands #88
"I bought NOB and still have 0 bitches." - Chad #420
"My IQ went up but my bitches stayed 0." - Sigma Holder
"10/10 project. No bitches acquired." - Anonymous
"I sold early and lost everything. Still no bitches." - Paperhands #88

Rizz Meter

Rizz Level: 0 — Still no bitches detected.

Meme Quote Generator

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FAQ

Is this token serious?
Of course not.
Does NOB have any utility?
Zero. Negative even. It’s literally called “NO BITCHES.”
Why is the LP unlocked?
This is a small, low-budget meme launch with no expectations and no promises. Locking liquidity costs extra, and for a fun project like this, we keep things simple and fully transparent.

The LP is unlocked — know the risks, enjoy the memes.
Is Megamind part of this project?
No. It's a meme. Relax.